No one reads.

Alright.
I just wanna address this problem called "Twittish Language".
Well, more and more people are starting to use that language and I've no idea why. Yeah, I admit, there was this period of time, like, 5 minutes?, I tried typing using the 'twittish' way. But it was just for entertainment's sake. For God's sake, I'll NEVER type like that for more than um, 5 minutes.

I don't know. But from what I've seen and come across, majority of the people who typed in the 'twittish' way are, sadly /and/ embarrassingly, girls.
Well, of course, if guys type like that, they're either gay or ... TWITS.

Wait wait wait. Count those who talked or typed like this just purely for fun, out.

" ii miishhx euus worrs. euu gortts miishhx mii marhhs? ii lubb euu worrs. iish [Insert name here] larhx, hahax. "
Omg, I can't type like that any longer.
Told you, not more than 5 minutes.

I seriously don't know what's wrong with people who types like that. How long will it take you to type in PROPER English? For goodness sake, it takes even longer to type like a twit. Oh, maybe /you're/ a twit, that's why you can type like that without difficulties.
Having people who types like twits in this society, is just SUCH A WASTE OF RESOURCES.
Why study, when you can make up your own words?
And, why study, when you start changing and modifying the spelling of the words you've learnt?
Might as well just go make up words of your own instead of using the original English Language and modify it.

You know, one most common explanation these people give when asked why they typed like that, is: Faster marhx.
Faster, my foot.
It may be faster in your eyes, but to the people who are reading, it's like, trying to read a foreign language or something. If given a choice, I'd rather go take up other languages than this stupid 'twittish' language, seriously.
It shouldn't even be classified as a language, my bad.
It should be called... Acting CUTE skill #1
But it certainly certainly CERTAINLY doesn't make you seem cute if you type like that.
Hence, 'Act' is added in front of the word 'cute'. (:
And I see no reason why some people think it's cute to type in that, um, DAMNHELLAIRRITATINGANDANNOYING way.

Is it that cute to add a 'x' behind almost every word? Is it cute to make every word seems like a plural form? Is it that cute to make people try so hard to understand what the hell you're talking about? Is it that cute to well, act cute?
Trying too hard, my dears.
Trying too hard will get you nowhere.
If you're born with cuteness, then good for you.
If you're not, get over it.
Don't even try to act.
It's pointless, seriously.
Makes people hate you.
Instead of achieving the "I love you, you're soooo cute!" replies from people, you'll get something like this, in a sarcastic tone, of course, " Woahhs. Sho cutex worrs. euu shudd go diex diex lerhs larhx. hehex."

Scram, twits.