Saturday, September 01, 2007

 

Wipe that fckin smile off.

I don't understand why some people sit on the outer seat of the two seater when noone's sitting on the inside. JUST FCKIN MOVE IN, ASSHOLE.

What? Sitting on the outside will like, win a prize or something? Or, you think you're so damn bloody important that someone sitting beside you will harm you or what?

Let me tell you something, you're just a piece of worthless shit with that kind of attitude.
You're just a fckin selfish crap.
Go die already.

The bus is already so fckin crowded and you just don't seem to give a fck about those around you. A lady carrying a child couldn't find a seat and you, just right beside, didn't even thought of moving your ass in and letting her have a seat.

IT'S A DOUBLE-DECK BUS, FCKIN SHIT. What if that lady lost her balance?
The lady and her child will be hurt.
Why?
Because a fckin selfish crap refuses to move her ass.


What's more fckin about you is your smile when you turn back and look around, obviously trying to see if there's any other seats that are available.

Which means that, you're actually unwilling to give seat to the lady.

Your mindset is like, " If there's a seat behind, you can go sit there, then I don't need let you have the seat beside me."

If not, why turn back and look? And with that FCKIN SMILE.

I seriously don't know what's so GREAT about occupying the whole two-seater seat. Is it like, you'll get a sense of achievement after you alight from the bus?
And you'll feel damn bloody proud when you tell people " WOAH, I JUST OCCUPIED A TWO-SEATER SEAT, YOU KNOW. THERE'S LIKE A LADY CARRYING A CHILD AND I DIDN'T BOTHER MOVING MY ASS IN. SEE, I'M SO PROUD OF IT."
Damn you.

Oh, perhaps you must be thinking that it'll be easier and more convenient for you when you wanna alight the bus, that's why you wanna sit on the outside. If that's the case, don't bother finding a seat. Just stand. If you're really afraid of inconvenience, don't go up. Oh damn, just don't get on a double-deck bus. What if like, you trip and fell down the stairs? That'd be sucky.
And, what's more fckin about your fckin attitude is, THERE'S STILL SO MANY STOPS BEFORE YOU ALIGHT. Ah please, the best solution is that you don't sit at all.
And then if someone tell you to stand instead of sit, maybe you'll give some excuse like... " Can't! I'm tooooo skinny, what if like, the bus suddenly stop and then I fall? That's why I must sit ah. "
And then give the person a fckin smile of yours. EW.
And if someone ask you why you have to occupy the two-seater seat, maybe you will give an excuse like... "Oh, I need to sit on the outside and then use one of my hand to press the seat inside, so that if the bus suddenly stop, I got support. Got balance ma, won't fall down. I tooooo skinny liao. Yah Yah." roflmao.


I just made you seem like a dumbass.
And I don't feel guilty about it.


Anyways, I shall end this post but before I do so, I need to say one last thing.

Wipe that fckin smile of yours off. Worthless piece of crap.

Cheerios. ((:


* 'You' refers to that particular lady I met on the bus today. Not pointing to any of the readers ( not that I've any.. D: ) , unless that lady is one. That'd be funny.

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